Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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