K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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