i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize