You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
my being single is dangerous.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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