Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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