matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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