Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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