dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize