White coat. Heels.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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