in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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