I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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