I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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