i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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