Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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