; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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