they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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