I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We just shotgunned beers for America
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
