trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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