Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
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I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
There's even glitter on my cock...
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