Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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