the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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