for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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