On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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