I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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