if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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