Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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