i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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