6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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