Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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