I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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