I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
