he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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