fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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