Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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