Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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