what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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