Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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