Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I will pee on everything he values.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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