he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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