ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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