Cold hands, warm shart.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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