I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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