My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Sorry about my life...
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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