so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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