Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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