I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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