The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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