Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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