Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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