So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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