She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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