What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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