508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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