I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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