You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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